Guest guest Posted July 14, 2001 Report Share Posted July 14, 2001 > BAPTISM > > Two little boys are looking for a way to cool off on a > hot summer day. > > Dad won't let them play in the sprinkler because he's > mowing the lawn, > so the boys set out to find a way to get wet and cool > without getting > into trouble. They sit on the curb brainstorming when > suddenly one of > them jumps up and says "I know, lets get baptized!" > > Well, both boys have seen enough to know that you can > get wet at a > baptism, so they trot down to the church on the corner > and tell the > pastor they want to get baptized. The irritated pastor > finally relents > after about 10 minutes of begging. He finally drags > the boys to the men's > room and dunks them both head first into the toilet, > then sends them > on their way. > > The boys sit on the curb, slightly disappointed with > the whole adventure, > when one of them asks the other, "What religion are we > now?" > > "I don't know," replies the other. "If we were > Baptists, he would have > filled up the big tub and dunked our whole body like > he did for uncle > Jim; and if we were Catholic, he would have poured it > on our heads > from a pitcher." > > They sat and thought about it for a while longer when > the first one said > in a small voice, "Since he stuck our head in the > toilet, I think that it > means that we're 'piss-ca-palian." > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 14, 2001 Report Share Posted July 14, 2001 Good one!! Sandy > BAPTISM > > Two little boys are looking for a way to cool off on a > hot summer day. > > Dad won't let them play in the sprinkler because he's > mowing the lawn, > so the boys set out to find a way to get wet and cool > without getting > into trouble. They sit on the curb brainstorming when > suddenly one of > them jumps up and says "I know, lets get baptized!" > > Well, both boys have seen enough to know that you can > get wet at a > baptism, so they trot down to the church on the corner > and tell the > pastor they want to get baptized. The irritated pastor > finally relents > after about 10 minutes of begging. He finally drags > the boys to the men's > room and dunks them both head first into the toilet, > then sends them > on their way. > > The boys sit on the curb, slightly disappointed with > the whole adventure, > when one of them asks the other, "What religion are we > now?" > > "I don't know," replies the other. "If we were > Baptists, he would have > filled up the big tub and dunked our whole body like > he did for uncle > Jim; and if we were Catholic, he would have poured it > on our heads > from a pitcher." > > They sat and thought about it for a while longer when > the first one said > in a small voice, "Since he stuck our head in the > toilet, I think that it > means that we're 'piss-ca-palian." > DISCLAIMER!!WE ARE NOT MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS, THEREFORE ANY INFORMATION THAT IS RECEIVED HERE IS FROM EXPERIENCE ONLY. PLEASE CONSULT WITH YOUR DOCTOR BEFORE TRYING ANYTHING THAT IS SUGGESTED. WE ARE NOT A SUBSTITUTE FOR YOUR PHYSICIAN AND ARE NOT TRYING TO BE. REMEMBER EVERYONE IS DIFFERENT AND TREATMENT MAYBE DIFFERENT FOR MANY OF US. THANK YOU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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