Guest guest Posted July 14, 2001 Report Share Posted July 14, 2001 >The Sermon > > > > > > > A preacher was winding up his temperance sermon with great fervor, " If I > > > had > > > all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river. " > > > > > > And the congregation cried, " Amen! " > > > > > > " And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it in >the > > > river. " > > > > > > And the congregation cried, " Amen! " > > > > > > " And if I had all the whiskey and demon rum in the world, I'd take it >all > > > and throw it in the river. " > > > > > > And the congregation cried, " Hallelujah! " > > > > > > The preacher sat down. > > > > > > The song leader stood up very tentatively and announced, " For our >closing > > > song, let us sing hymn #365, " Shall We Gather at the River? " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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