Guest guest Posted July 17, 2001 Report Share Posted July 17, 2001 > > > The Blonde Guy > > A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from > the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating > and panting. " What's the matter? " he says. " I'm having a heart attack, " > cries the woman. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's > dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says, " Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's > hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on! " > > The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his > screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his > brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor. > > " You rotten scum, " says the husband, " my wife's having a heart attack and > you're running around naked scaring the kids. " > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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