Guest guest Posted July 17, 2001 Report Share Posted July 17, 2001 > > > > >enjoy a laugh for today. > > > > > > > > > >- > > > > >Veterinarian's Office sign: > > > > > " All unattended children will be given a free kitten " > > > > > > > > > >Plumber's Shop: " We repair what your husband fixed. " > > > > > > > > > >Pizza Shop slogan: " 7 days without pizza makes one weak. " > > > > > > > > > >At a tire shop in Milwaukee: " Invite us to your next blowout. " > > > > > > > > > >Door of a Plastic Surgeon's Office: " Let us help pick your > > > > >nose. " > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >At a Towing Company: > > > > > " We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows. " > > > > > > > > > >Billboard on the side of the road: > > > > > " Keep your eyes on the road and stop reading these signs. " > > > > > > > > > >On an Electrician's Business: " Let us remove your shorts. " > > > > > > > > > >In a Veterinarian's Office: " Be back in 5 minutes, Sit! Stay! " > > > > > > > > > >In a Nonsmoking Area: > > > > > " If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take > > > > >appropriate action. " > > > > > > > > > >On Maternity Room Door: " Push, Push, Push. " > > > > > > > > > >At an Optometrist's Office: > > > > > " If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the > > > > >right place. " > > > > > > > > > >On a Taxidermist's window: " We really know our stuff. " > > > > > > > > > >In a Podiatrist's Office: " Time wounds all heels. " > > > > > > > > > >On a fence: " Salesmen Welcome: Dog food is expensive. " > > > > > > > > > >Outside a Muffler Shop: > > > > > " No appointment necessary, we'll hear you coming. " > > > > > > > > > >Inside a Bowling Alley: > > > > > " Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop. " > > > > > > > > > >In the front yard of a Funeral Home: " Drive carefully, we'll > > > > >wait. " > > > > > > > > > >In a Counselor's Office: > > > > > " Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional. > > > > > > > > > >Lot outside Veterinarian's Office: > > > > > " Parking for Customers Only, all others will be Neutered > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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