Guest guest Posted July 17, 2001 Report Share Posted July 17, 2001 called his boss one morning and said, "Ey, boss, I not come work, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache, legs hurt, I not come work." The boss replied, "You know , I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and have her give me some real special attention. You know what I mean. That makes me feel better and I can go to work and you should try that." Two hours later, called his boss again and said, "I do what you tell me and feel great! I be at work soon. And boss, you got nice house." >> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 17, 2001 Report Share Posted July 17, 2001 Good one Lu!! LOLOLOL I feel sick boss called his boss one morning and said, "Ey, boss, I not come work, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache, legs hurt, I not come work." The boss replied, "You know , I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and have her give me some real special attention. You know what I mean. That makes me feel better and I can go to work and you should try that." Two hours later, called his boss again and said, "I do what you tell me and feel great! I be at work soon. And boss, you got nice house." >> DISCLAIMER!!WE ARE NOT MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS, THEREFORE ANY INFORMATION THAT IS RECEIVED HERE IS FROM EXPERIENCE ONLY. PLEASE CONSULT WITH YOUR DOCTOR BEFORE TRYING ANYTHING THAT IS SUGGESTED. WE ARE NOT A SUBSTITUTE FOR YOUR PHYSICIAN AND ARE NOT TRYING TO BE. REMEMBER EVERYONE IS DIFFERENT AND TREATMENT MAYBE DIFFERENT FOR MANY OF US. THANK YOU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 17, 2001 Report Share Posted July 17, 2001 Sandy, Thanks for replying to this one!LOL I didn't get the original! This was a good one!LOL Thanks Sandy and LU Lots of Love Glenda I feel sick boss called his boss one morning and said, "Ey, boss, I not come work, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache, legs hurt, I not come work." The boss replied, "You know , I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and have her give me some real special attention. You know what I mean. That makes me feel better and I can go to work and you should try that." Two hours later, called his boss again and said, "I do what you tell me and feel great! I be at work soon. And boss, you got nice house." >> DISCLAIMER!!WE ARE NOT MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS, THEREFORE ANY INFORMATION THAT IS RECEIVED HERE IS FROM EXPERIENCE ONLY. PLEASE CONSULT WITH YOUR DOCTOR BEFORE TRYING ANYTHING THAT IS SUGGESTED. WE ARE NOT A SUBSTITUTE FOR YOUR PHYSICIAN AND ARE NOT TRYING TO BE. REMEMBER EVERYONE IS DIFFERENT AND TREATMENT MAYBE DIFFERENT FOR MANY OF US. THANK YOU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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