Simple Signs

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** On a Plumbers truck : " We repair what your husband fixed. "

** Pizza shop slogan: " 7 days without pizza makes one weak. "

** At a tire shop in Milwaukee: " Invite us to your next blowout. "

** At a towing company: " We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows. "

** In a non-smoking area: " If we see smoke, we will assume you are on

fire

and take appropriate action. "

** On a maternity room door: " Push. Push. Push. "

** At an optometrist's office: " If you don't see what you're looking for,

you've come to the right place. "

** On a fence: " Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive. "