Guest guest Posted July 18, 2001 Report Share Posted July 18, 2001 >FUNNY HOW > >> > > Funny how we set our clocks to arise at 4:00am or 5:00am > > to be at the job by 7:30,yet when Sunday comes we can't > > get to church for 11:00am to praise the one > > who gave us the jobs! > > > Funny how we call God our Father and Jesus our > > brother, but find it hard to introduce them to our > > family. > > > Funny how small our sins seem, but how big " their " > > sins are. > > > Funny how we demand justice for others, but expect > > mercy from God. > > > Funny how much difficulty some have learning the > > gospel well enough to tell others, but how simple it is > > to understand and explain the latest gossip > > about someone else. > > > Funny how we can't think of anything to say when we > > pray, but don't have any difficulty thinking of things > > to talk about to a friend. > > > Funny how we are so quick to take directions from a > > total stranger when we are lost, but! are hesitant to > > take God's direction for our lives. > > > Funny how so many church goers sing " Standing on the > > Promises " but all they do is sit on the premises. > > > Funny how people want God to answer their prayers, but > > refuse to listen to His counsel. > > > Funny how we sing about heaven, but live only for > > today. > > > Funny how people think they are going to Heaven but > > don't think there is a Hell. > > > Funny how it is okay to blame God for evil and > > suffering in the world, but it is not necessary to > > thank Him for what is good and pleasant. > > > Funny how when something goes wrong, we cry, " Lord, > > why me? " but when something goes right, we think, > > " Hey, it must be me! " > > Oh wait..maybe all this isn't so " funny " after all. > > > Funny how we probably all read this e-mail, but few of > > us take the time to pass it on... > > I took the time..........WILL YOU? > >> > > > >_ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 19, 2001 Report Share Posted July 19, 2001 --- dkowalec@... wrote: This was great! Sharon > >FUNNY HOW > > >> > > > Funny how we set our clocks to arise at 4:00am > or 5:00am > > > to be at the job by 7:30,yet when Sunday comes > we can't > > > get to church for 11:00am to praise the one > > > who gave us the jobs! > > > > > Funny how we call God our Father and Jesus our > > > brother, but find it hard to introduce them to > our > > > family. > > > > > Funny how small our sins seem, but how big > " their " > > > sins are. > > > > > Funny how we demand justice for others, but > expect > > > mercy from God. > > > > > Funny how much difficulty some have learning the > > > gospel well enough to tell others, but how > simple it is > > > to understand and explain the latest gossip > > > about someone else. > > > > > Funny how we can't think of anything to say when > we > > > pray, but don't have any difficulty thinking of > things > > > to talk about to a friend. > > > > > Funny how we are so quick to take directions > from a > > > total stranger when we are lost, but! are > hesitant to > > > take God's direction for our lives. > > > > > Funny how so many church goers sing " Standing on > the > > > Promises " but all they do is sit on the > premises. > > > > > Funny how people want God to answer their > prayers, but > > > refuse to listen to His counsel. > > > > > Funny how we sing about heaven, but live only > for > > > today. > > > > > Funny how people think they are going to Heaven > but > > > don't think there is a Hell. > > > > > Funny how it is okay to blame God for evil and > > > suffering in the world, but it is not necessary > to > > > thank Him for what is good and pleasant. > > > > > Funny how when something goes wrong, we cry, > " Lord, > > > why me? " but when something goes right, we > think, > > > " Hey, it must be me! " > > > Oh wait..maybe all this isn't so " funny " after > all. > > > > > Funny how we probably all read this e-mail, but > few of > > > us take the time to pass it on... > > > I took the time..........WILL YOU? > > >> > > > > > >_ > > ===== __________________________________________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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