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Quotations from women about women . . . . . . . > > > > The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. > > [Helen , at 73] > > > > I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray > > eyebrows. > > [Janette Barber] > > > > Whoever thought up the word "Mammogram"? Every time I hear it, I think > > I'm supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone. > > [Jan King] > > > > A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car. > > [ Snow] > > > > Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your > > girlfriends. > > [Laurie Kuslansky] > > > > My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my > > head on the top bunk bed until I faint. > > [Erma Bombeck] > > > > Old age ain't no place for sissies. > > [bette ] > > > > A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't. > > [Rhonda Hansome] > > > > The phrase "working mother" is redundant. > > [Jane Sellman] > > > > Every time I close the door on reality it comes in through the windows. > > [ Unlimited] > > > > Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body > > starts falling apart. > > [Caryn Leschen] > > > > I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at > > once. > > [ Unlimited] > > > > If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible > > warning. > > [ Aird] > > > > When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years > > before they realized I actually had a hearing loss and they called ME > > slow! > > [Kathy Buckley] > > > > I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not > > dumb and I'm also not blonde. > > [Dolly Parton] > > > > You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see > > a smart woman with a dumb guy. > > [a Jong] > > > > If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. > > [sue Grafton] > > > > I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on. > > [Roseanne Barr] > > > > I think - therefore I'm single. > > [Lizz Winstead] > > > > When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade > > another country. > > [Elayne Boosler] > > > > Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. > > [on Pearson] > > > > I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage > > and a career. > > [Gloria Steinem] > > > > I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home > > which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls > > every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon, and a cat that > > comes home late every night. > > [Marie Corelli] > > > > If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How > > intelligent is it to start the day by tying a noose around your neck? > > [ Ellerbee] > > > > I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house. > > [Zsa Zsa Gabor] > > > > Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission. > > [Eleanor Roosevelt]