Irish Toast

[Guest guest]

O'Riley was a member of an Irish Toast Masters Club and one

evening at the local Irish Toast Masters meeting, a contest was held to see

who could deliver the best toast.

Well, O'Riley won the contest for the best toast of the evening,

" Here's To The Best Years o' Me Life, Spent Between The Legs o' Me

Wife. "

When O'Riley arrived home his beautiful wife asked him how the Toast

Masters meeting went and he said, " I won the contest for the best toast

of the evening. "

His wife then asked him what his toast was, and he said, " Here's To The

Best Years o' me Life, Spent in Church wi' me Wife. "

His wife then said, " Why , that's so nice of you to include me in

your Toast. "

The next morning, Mrs. O'Riley was downtown shopping and ran into the

local policeman on the beat who was also at the Toast Masters meeting with

  O'Riley.

He said, " Hello Mrs. O'Riley, that was some great toast that your

husband, , gave at the Toast Masters meeting last evening.  He won

first prize " .

" Yes, that's right, " said Mrs. O'Riley, " but he wasn't quite honest

with the facts: he's only been there twice, the first time he fell asleep

and

the second time I had to pull him out by the ears. "

[Guest guest]

Dan

Those were great!LOL

Lots of Love

Glenda

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