Nasty (Joke)

[Guest guest]

A little girl and boy were playing in the sand box. The

little boy pulled down his pants and says, " Hey, look

what I got. "   Little girl says, " What's that? " Little boy

says, " I don't know. "   Then the little girl pulls down her

pants and says, " Well, look what I got. " Little boy says,

" What's that? "   Little girl says, " I don't know. "

The little boy and little girl both go home.  When there,

the little boy pulls down his pants and asks his dad,

" What's this? " Dad says, " Son, that's your car.  Park

it in any garage you want to. " At the same time, the

little girl pulls down her pants and says, " Mom, what's

this? "   Mom says, " Daughter, that's your garage, let no

cars park there. "

The next day the little boy and little girl are playing in the

sand box and the little girl comes home covered in blood.

Mom exclaims, " Oh my gosh! What happened to you? "

Little girl says, " Some boy tried to park his car in my

garage, and I ripped off his back tires. "