Joke

[Guest guest]

Subject: Assert Self

A husband is advised by a psychiatrist to assert himself.

" You don't have to let your wife henpeck you. Go home and show her you

are

the boss. "

Of course, the husband takes the doctor's advice. He rushes home, slams

the

door, shakes his fist in his wife's face and growls, " From now on,

you're

taking orders from me. I want my supper right now,and when you get it on

the

table, go upstairs, and lay out my best clothes. Tonight, I'm going out

with

the boys and you are going to stay at home where you belong. And another

thing, you know who's going to comb my hair, button my collar button,

and

then tie my necktie? "

" I certainly do, " says his wife calmly. " The undertaker. "