I know the reason why my panty hose fell

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Just had to pass this on. I couldn't help to laugh at it while I was reading it and the last part must be the reason I couldn't get my panty hose to stay up when I was in Vegas last time. These things always seem to be a day late. ) but now I know.

Hugs Vera

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TO A PHENOMENAL WOMAN

>

> > by Maya Angelou

> >

> > When I was in my younger days,

> > I weighed a few pounds less,

> > I needn't hold my tummy in

> > to wear a belted dress.

> >

> > But now that I am older,

> > I've set my body free;

> > There's comfort of elastic

> > Where once my waist would be.

> >

> > Inventor of those high-heeled shoes

> > My feet have not forgiven;

> > I have to wear a nine now,

> > But used to wear a seven.

> >

> > And how about those pantyhose--

> > They're sized by weight, you see,

> > So how come when I put them on

> > The crotch is at my knee?

> >

> > I need to wear these glasses

> > As the print's been getting smaller;

> > And it wasn't very long ago

> > I know that I was talle! r.

> >

> > Though my hair has turned to gray

> > and my skin no longer fits,

> > On the inside, I'm the same old me,

> > It's the outside's changed a bit.

> >

> > But, on a positive note...

> >

> > I've learned that no matter what happens, or how bad it seems

> > today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow.

> >

> > I've learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way

> > he/she handles these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage,

and

> > tangled Christmas tree lights.

> >

> > I've learned that regardless of your relationship with your

> > parents, you'll miss them when they're gone from your life.

> >

> > I've learned that making a "living" is not the same thing as

> > making a "life."

> >

> > I've learned that life sometimes gives you a second chance.

>! >

> > I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's

> > mitt on both hands. You need to be able to throw something back.

> >

> > I've learned that whenever I decide something with an open

heart,

> > I usually make the right decision.

> >

> > I've learned that even when I have pains, I don't have to be

one.

> >

> > I've learned that every day you should reach out and touch

someone.

> > People love a warm hug, or just a friendly pat on the back.

> >

> > I've learned that I still have a lot to learn.

> >

> > I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will

> > forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made

them feel.

> >

> > Please send this to five phenomenal women today. If you do,

> > something good will happen...........

> > You will boost another woman's self esteem.

> >

> > If you don't ! ...the elastic will break and your panty hose

will

> > fall down around your ankles.

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Vera,

You are too funny!! Jean (Phx)