The professional ( joke)

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> > A woman was at work when she received a phone call

> > from the babysitter that her daughter was very sick

> > with a fever. She left her work and stopped by the

> > pharmacy to get some medication for her daughter. As

> > she returned to her car, she realized she had locked

> > her keys in the car. She was in a hurry to get home

> > to her sick daughter. She didn't know what to do, so

> > she called her home and told the babysitter what had

> > happened.

> > The babysitter told her that her daughter was getting

> > worse and suggested that she find a coat hanger to

> > open the car door.

> > The woman looked around and found an old rusty coat

> > hanger that had been thrown down on the ground,

> > possibly by someone else who at some time or other had

> > locked their keys in their car. She didn't have any

> > idea of how to use the coat hanger to unlock the door.

> > She bowed her head and asked God to send her some

> > help.

> > Within five minutes an old car pulled up with a dirty,

> > bearded man who was wearing an old biker skull rag on

> > his head. The woman thought, " Oh, God, is this what

> > you sent to help me? "

> > The man got out of his car and asked her if he could

> > help. She said, " Yes, my daughter is very sick. I

> > stopped to get her some medication and I locked my

> > keys in my car. I must get home to her. Please, can

> > you use this hanger to unlock my car? "

> > He said " SURE. " He walked over to the car and in less

> > than one minute the car was opened. She hugged the

> > man and through her tears she said, " Thank you so

> > much! You are a very nice man. " The man replied,

> > " Lady, I am not a nice man. I just got out of prison

> > today. I was in prison for car theft and have only

> > been out for about an hour.

> > The woman hugged the man again and with sobbing tears

> > cried out loud, " THANK YOU, GOD, FOR SENDING ME A

> > PROFESSIONAL! "

> >