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This is funny!!!!!> A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a > >sign > >out of the corner of his eye. It reads: > > > >SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS > >HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION > >10 MILES > > > >He thinks it was just a figment of his imagination and drives on > without > >a > >second thought. Soon, he sees another sign which says > > > >SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS > >HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION > >5 MILES > > > >Suddenly, he begins to realize that these signs are for real. Then he > >drives > >past a third sign saying: > > > >SISTERS OF ST, FRANCIS > >HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION > >NEXT RIGHT > > > >His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the > >far side of the parking lot is a somber stone building with a small > sign > >next to > >the door reading: > > > >SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS > > > >He climbs the steps and rings the bell. > > > >The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, "What may > > >we do for you, my son?" > > > >He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway, and was interested in > >possibly doing business." > > > >"Very well, my son. Please follow me." > > > >He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. > >The nun stops at a closed door, and tells the man, "Please knock on > this > >door." > > > >He does as he is told and this door is answered by another nun in a > long > >habit, holding a tin cup. This nun instructs, "Please place $50 in the > >cup, then go through the large wooden door at the end of this hallway." > > > > >He gets $50 out of his wallet and places it in the second nun's cup. He > > >trots eagerly down the hall and slips through the door, pulling it shut > > >behind him. > > > >As the door locks behind him, he finds himself back in the parking lot, > > >facing another small sign: > > > >GO IN PEACE > >YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED > >BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS >