Guest guest Posted August 3, 2001 Report Share Posted August 3, 2001 > A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. " I'd love to be six > again, " she replied. > > On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they > went to a local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the > park: the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear -- everything > there was! > Wow! Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her head reeling > and her stomach upside down. Right to a Mc's they went, where her > husband ordered a Big Mac for her along with extra fries and refreshing > chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie-the latest Star Wars epic, and > hot dogs, popcorn, Pepsi Cola and M&Ms. What a fabulous adventure! > > Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed. > > He leaned over and lovingly asked, " Well, dear, what was it like being six > again? " > > One eye opened. " You idiot, I meant my dress size. " > > > The moral of this story is: If a woman speaks and a man is there to hear > her, he will get it wrong anyway. > > > __________________________________________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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