Guest guest Posted August 3, 2001 Report Share Posted August 3, 2001 Dawn, This was great, thanks for the chuckle this AM. Love, Marilyn > A man asked his wife what she'd like for her > birthday. " I'd love to > be six > > again, " she replied. > > > > On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright > and early and > off > they > > went to a local theme park. What a day! He put her > on every ride in > the > > park: the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, the Wall > of Fear -- > everything > > there was! > > Wow! Five hours later she staggered out of the theme > park, her head > reeling > > and her stomach upside down. Right to a Mc's > they went, where > her > > husband ordered a Big Mac for her along with extra > fries and > refreshing > > chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie-the > latest Star Wars > epic, and > > hot dogs, popcorn, Pepsi Cola and M&Ms. What a > fabulous adventure! > > > > Finally she wobbled home with her husband and > collapsed into bed. > > > > He leaned over and lovingly asked, " Well, dear, what > was it like > being six > > again? " > > > > One eye opened. " You idiot, I meant my dress size. " > > > > > > The moral of this story is: If a woman speaks and a > man is there to > hear > > her, he will get it wrong anyway. > > > > > > > > __________________________________________________ > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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