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(for your amusement today)

Dear family:

I have become a little older since I saw you last, and a few changes have

come into my life since then. ly, I have become a frivolous old gal.

I am seeing five gentlemen everyday. As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps

me get out of bed. Then I go to see . Then Charlie Horse comes along,

and

when he is here he takes a lot of my time and attention. When he leaves,

Arthur Ritis shows up and stays the rest of the day. He doesn't like to

stay

in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint. After such a

busy

day, I'm really tired and glad to go to bed with Ben Gay. What a life. Oh

yes, I'm also flirting with Al Zymer.

Love, Grandma

P.S. The preacher came to call the other day. He said at my age I should be

thinking of the hereafter. I told him, " Oh I do it all the time. No matter

where I am, in the parlor, upstairs, in the kitchen, or down in the

basement,

I ask myself, " Now, what am I here after? "

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