Guest guest Posted August 6, 2001 Report Share Posted August 6, 2001 1. Can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 3. Do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a diet coke. 4. Do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters. 5. Do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our worthless junk in the garage. 6. Do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 7. Do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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