Guest guest Posted August 6, 2001 Report Share Posted August 6, 2001 > A lady bought a new Mercedes, which cost a bundle. Two > days later, she brought it back complaining that the > radio wasn't working. > > " Madam, " said the sales manager, " the audio system in > this car is completely automated. All you need to do is > tell it what you want to listen to and you will hear > exactly that! " > > She drives out, somewhat amazed and a little confused. > She looks at the radio and says, " . " > > The radio responds, " Ricky or Willie? " > > Soon she was speeding down the highway to the sounds > of " On The Road Again. " The lady was astounded. If she > wanted Beethoven, that's what she got. If she wanted, > Nat King Cole, she got it. > > She stopped at an intersection, and when her light > turned green she pulled out. Off to her right, out of > the corner of her eye, she saw a sports utility vehicle > speeding toward her. She swerved and narrowly avoided a > collision. > > " ASSHOLE...! " she screamed. > > And from the radio, she heard: " Ladies and gentlemen, > the President of the United States. " > > ******************************************************** > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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