Top 10 Reasons to Go to Work Naked

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Top 10 Reasons to Go to Work Naked

10. No one ever steals your chair.

9. Gives bad hair day a whole new meaning.

8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.

7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.

6. You can add " exotic dancer " to your exaggerated resume.

5. To stop those creepy guys from marketing from looking down your blouse.

4. " I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants. "

3. Inventive way to finally meet that special person in human resources.

2. Computer monitor radiation helps your tan.

.... and (drum roll) the number one reason to go to work naked ...

1. Your boss is always yelling, " I wanna see your butt in here by 8:00

a.m. "