Signs that you have grown up

[Guest guest]

25 SIGNS THAT YOU'VE GROWN UP...

> >

> >  1. Your potted plants are alive.

> >  2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is absurd.

> >  3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

> >  4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.

> >  5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.

> >  6. You carry an umbrella. You watch the Weather Channel.

> >  7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hookup and

> >  breakup.

> >  8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7.

> >  9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.

> >  10.You're the one calling the police because those darn

> >  kids next door don't know how to turn down the stereo.

> >  11.Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes

> >  around you.

> >  12.You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

> >  13.Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

> >  14.You feed your dog Science Diet instead of Mc's.

> >  15.Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

> >  16.You no longer take naps from noon to 6 p.m.

> >  17.Dinner and a movie - The whole date instead of the

> >  beginning of one.

> >  18.Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 a.m. would

> >  severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.

> >  19.You go to the drugstore for Ibuprofen and antacids, not

> >  condoms and pregnancy test kits.

> >  20.A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer 'pretty good stuff'.

> >  21.You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time.

> >  22. " I just can't drink the way I used to. " replaces " I'm

> >  never going to drink that much again " .

> >  23.Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is

> >  for real work.

> >  24.You don't drink at home to save money before going to a

> >  bar.

> >  25.You read this entire list looking for one sign that

> >  doesn't apply to you.

[Guest guest]

That's it...now I'm ticked. That joke only has one answer....C: all of the above. Damn!!!!!