Guest guest Posted August 6, 2001 Report Share Posted August 6, 2001 JULY BUMPY SNICKERS * Horn broken. Watch for finger. * Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot. * All generalizations are false. * Cover me. I'm changing lanes. * I brake for no apparent reason. * I'm not as think as you drunk I am. * Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. * Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. * The more people I meet, the more I like my dog. * I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian. * If you don't like the news, go out and make some. * Sorry, I don't date outside my species. * No radio--Already stolen. * IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got. * How can I miss you if you won't go away? * Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home. * Keep honking . . . I'm reloading. * Caution: I drive like you do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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