Fwd: Fw: Happy Girlfriend Day!

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Happy Girlfriend Day!

> >Happy Girlfriends Day> >> >We need an annual Girlfriends Day! Perhaps it can be in August since> there> >are no major holidays (somebody call Hallmark!). And why do we only haveparties for each other when one of us gets married, is pregnant, or retires?> >> >What would most of us do without our sisters, confidantes andshopping/lunching/traveling/club-hopping/girls?> >> >Let's celebrate each other for each other's sake!> >> >TO MY GIRLFRIENDS!> >> >If you get this twice, then you have more than one girlfriend. Be happy!> >> >PLEASE PASS THIS MESSAGE ON TO ALL OF YOUR GIRLFRIENDS!> >> >IT IS GOOD TO BE A WOMAN:> >> >We got off the Titanic first.> >> >We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.> >> >Taxis stop for us.> >> >We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.> >> >No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo.> >> >We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.> >> >If we forget to shave, no one has to know.> >> >We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear.> >> >We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates arestill there.> >> >We have the ability to dress ourselves.> >> >We can talk to people! ! ! of the opposite sex without having to picturethem naked.> >> >If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like anidiot.> >> >There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.> >> >We'll never regret piercing our ears.> >> >We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because> they> >aren't listening anyway.> >> >Send this to the good women you know and make their day!!!>>>>>