okay I hope you guys can handle this its meant only as a joke

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Poof!  

 

      One day, three men were hiking and  unexpectedly came upon a  large raging, violent river.

They needed  to get to the other side, but  had no idea of how to do so. The first man  prayed to God, saying,  "Please God, give me the strength to cross this  river." Poof! God gave him big arms  and strong legs, and he was able to swim  across the river in about two  hours,after almost drowning a couple of  times.        Seeing this, the second man prayed to God,  saying, "Please God, give  me the strength ..and the

tools to cross  this river." Poof! God gave  him a  rowboat and he was able to row across the  river in about an hour, after almost  capsizing the

boat a couple of times.        The third man had seen how this worked out  for the other two, so he also prayed to God saying, "Please God,  give me the strength and the  tools...and the intelligence... to cross  this river." And poof!  

      God turned him into a woman.  She looked  at the map, hiked upstream a couple of hundred yards,

then walked across the bridge.

      SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A  LAUGH AND TO THE GUYS YOU THINK       CAN HANDLE IT!

Take care, Love you! Lu

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Lu

very good, very funny, dawn

Lu1953@... wrote: Poof! One day, three men were hiking and unexpectedly came upon a large raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but had no idea of how to do so. The first man prayed to God, saying, "Please God, give me the strength to cross this river." Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs, and he was able to swim across the river in about two hours,after almost drowning a couple of times. Seeing this, the second man prayed to God, saying, "Please God, give me the strength ..and the tools to cross this river." Poof! God gave him a rowboat and he was able to row across the river in about an hour, after almost capsizing the boat a couple of times. The third man had seen how this worked out for the other two, so he also prayed to God saying, "Please God, give me the strength and the tools...and the intelligence... to cross this river." And poof! God turned him into a woman. She looked at the map, hiked upstream a couple of hundred yards, then walked across the bridge. SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE GUYS YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT! Take care, Love you! Lu DISCLAIMER!!WE ARE NOT MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS, THEREFORE ANY INFORMATION THAT IS RECEIVED HERE IS FROM EXPERIENCE ONLY. PLEASE CONSULT WITH YOUR DOCTOR BEFORE TRYING ANYTHING THAT IS SUGGESTED. WE ARE NOT A SUBSTITUTE FOR YOUR PHYSICIAN AND ARE NOT TRYING TO BE. REMEMBER EVERYONE IS DIFFERENT AND TREATMENT MAYBE DIFFERENT FOR MANY OF US. THANK YOU