Guest guest Posted August 10, 2001 Report Share Posted August 10, 2001 In a message dated 08/10/2001 8:13:06 AM Central Daylight Time, JudyStout writes: << Fwd: 3 sisters >> Subject: Knock, knock> > > There were three spinster sisters living together, ages 91, 92 and 96.> >> > One day, the 96 year old sister went upstairs to take her bath. After> running her bath> > water she put one foot in the tub and in the process of putting the other> foot in she> > forgot whether she was getting in or out. So she called down to her 92> year old> > sister to come up and help her decide.> >> > On the way up the stairs, the sister had to stop to catch her breath.> When she got ready to start again, she could not remember whether she was> on her way up or on her> > way down. So she called down to the youngest sister who was watching> television.> >> The youngest sister, after hearing both of her elder siblings and their> problems, tapped> > her knuckles on the coffee table and said to herself, "Knock on wood, I> hope I never> > get as bad as those two." And then called up to the others, "I'll be up> as soon> > as I answer the door." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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