Guest guest Posted August 16, 2001 Report Share Posted August 16, 2001 there was a guy sunbathing in the nude. He saw a little girl coming toward him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading. The girl came up to him and ask, "what do you have under the newspaper" Thinking quickly the guy replied, "A bird" The girl walked away and the guy fell asleep, When he woke up he was in the hospital in trememdous pain. The police asked him what happened. The guy said "I don't know., i was lying on the beach and this little girl asked me a question, i quess i dozed off and the next thing i know is I'm here in tremendous pain. The police went to the beach and found the little girl and asked her, "What did you do to that naked fellow? After a pause the girl replied "To Him?" "nothing" I was playing with his bird and it spit on me so i broke his neck, cracked its eggs, and set its next on fire" MORAL OF THE STORY; NEVER LIE TO KIDS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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