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In a message dated 08/16/2001 11:40:22 PM Central Daylight Time,

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-----Original Message-----From: Bianca Penix Sent: Sunday, August 12, 2001 4:08 AMTo: Alctalk@...; cpowell@...; dsimon@...; e..LMNE@...; Melisa.Moreau@...; Sammnbm@...; TJSpoon7@...Cc: nettep223@...; BubbleBee154@...; ladydi0151958@...; edsquearl@...; kwoodrow@...; RStinnett@...; smjamartin@...; tonidatiger19@...Subject: Fwd: FW: New College Degree

>This is hilarious!

> >Enjoy .... > >TWO YEAR DEGREE >A new two-year degree is being offered at the University >that many of you should be interested in: Becoming a Real Man.. > >That's right, in just six trimesters, you, too,can be a real man-as >well as earn a MA degree (Male Arts). Please take a >moment to look over the program outline. > >FIRST YEAR >Autumn Schedule: >MEN 101 Combating Stupidity >MEN 102 You, Too, Can Do Housework >MEN 103 PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut >MEN 104 We Do Not Want Sleazy Under things for Christmas > >Winter Schedule: >MEN 110 Wonderful Laundry Techniques >MEN 111 Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4am >MEN 112 Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception >EAT 100 Get a Life, Learn to Cook >EAT 101 Get a Life, Learn to Cook II >ECON 001A What's Hers is Hers > >Spring Schedule: >MEN 120 How NOT to Act Like a Buttface When You're Wrong >MEN 121 Understanding Your Incompetence >MEN 122 YOU, the Weaker Sex >MEN 123 Reasons to Give Flowers >ECON 001C What Was Yours is Hers > >SECOND YEAR >Autumn Schedule: >SEX 101 You CAN Fall Asleep without It >SEX 102 Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower >SEX 103 How to Stay Awake After Sex >MEN 201 How to Put the Toilet Seat Down >(Elective) >(See Electives Below) > >Winter Schedule: >MEN 210 The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency >MEN 211 How to Not Act Younger than Your Children >MEN 212 You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver >MEN 213 Honest, You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise >MEN 230A Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important > >Spring Schedule: >MEN 220 Omitting % & *! from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only) >MEN 221 Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary >MEN 222 Real Men Ask for Directions >MEN 223 Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay >MEN 230B Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 2 > >Course Electives: >EAT 101 Cooking with Tofu >EAT 102 Utilization of Eating Utensils >EAT 103 Burping and Belching Discreetly >MEN 231 Mothers-in-law >MEN 232 Appear to Be Listening >MEN 233 Just Say "Yes, Dear" >ECON 001C Cheaper to Keep Her > >Just a thought for all the women out there. >MENtal illness >MENstrual cramps >MENtal breakdown >MENopause >GUYnocologist (poetic spelling) > >Ever notice how all of women's problems start with men? >Send this to all >of the women you know and brighten their day!!!...and >when we have real >trouble, it's a HISterectomy

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