Re: a Good Alibi claudia

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GOOD ONE CLAUDIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RCColloran@... wrote: GOOD ALIBI A guy gets pulled over for speeding 88 MPH in a 45zone. The cop asks for his drivers license and the guysays, "I'm sorry officer, but my license was suspendedafter my 5th DUI."The cop asks for his registration and the guy says,"It's in the glove compartment, but it's not in my namebecause I stole this car in a car jacking and I killedthe woman that owns the car and stuffed her in thetrunk and the gun I used is in the glove compartment.At this point the cop tells the guy to keep his handsin sight and he radios for back-up.When a supervisor shows up, the cop tells him the storyand he walks up to the guy in the car. The supervisorasks to see the guy's drivers license and the guy handsit over and it is valid with the guys real name andinformation.The supervisor asks for the registration and the guysays, "It's in the Glove compartment." The supervisortells the guy to keep his hands in sight and walksaround to the passenger side and opens the glovecompartment. There is the registration in the guys name and everything seems in order.Next the supervisor asks the guy to get out and openthe trunk. The guy opens the trunk and the only thingthere is a spare tire.At this point the supervisor tells the guy what theother cop had told him. The guy says "I'll bet thatlying S.O.B. told you I was speeding too!"DISCLAIMER!!WE ARE NOT MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS, THEREFORE ANY INFORMATION THAT IS RECEIVED HERE IS FROM EXPERIENCE ONLY. PLEASE CONSULT WITH YOUR DOCTOR BEFORE TRYING ANYTHING THAT IS SUGGESTED. WE ARE NOT A SUBSTITUTE FOR YOUR PHYSICIAN AND ARE NOT TRYING TO BE. REMEMBER EVERYONE IS DIFFERENT AND TREATMENT MAYBE DIFFERENT FOR MANY OF US. THANK YOU