Guest guest Posted August 21, 2001 Report Share Posted August 21, 2001 Two Tramps (Bums) are walking through a Town - Fred says: " Charlie - I just gotta have a Crap " " Not Here " !! Charlie says, Wait till we get outa town. " They carry on for a while - " I Just Gotta Havea Crap Now " !! - repeats Fred - and dumps a big one Right on the Sidewalk. Just then a Copper walks up, as Charlie deftly whips his bowler hat over the mound. " Aye! Aye! - Wot's goin on 'ere then " ?? - asks the Copper. " Ah! Officer " ! says Charlie, " Underneath that Hat is the Fastest Moving Thing Alive! -and me and Fred here are Just off to the Zoo to get a Keeper to Catch it - would you mind standing Guard whilst we go get Him " ?? The Copper Duly agrees. After about Half an hour, the Inspector comes out to find where his subordinate is, and seing him just standing there by a Hat on the sidewalk enquires as to why he is late on hi! s Beat. The Copper says: " Well, Sir, Under that Hat is the Fastest Moving thing Alive - and two gentlemen have gone off to the Zoo to get a keeper to catch it - and I am guarding it " ! They both wait around, tapping their feet and no one shows up - so the Officer says: " Right, Constable! - You Hold the Hat and when I say lift! - You lift it and I'll make a dive and catch it " !! So the Copper Lifts and The Officer makes a dive for it. - " Bloody Hell! " he says, That WAS FAST!! - It shit on My hands - and I didn't even see it " !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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