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> > Long May She Play

>

> > It helps to be at the right place at the right

> > time -- and to do the right thing.

> > Think of the Sunday when a minister is upset

> > because he has to tell his

> > congregation they'll have to come up with more money

> > than they were expecting for repairs to the roof of

> the church.

> > Besides that, the regular organist is sick and a

> > substitute has been

> > called at the last minute and arrives just before

> > the service is to start.

> > She asks the minister what she should play.

> > " Here's a copy of the service, " he says

> > impatiently. " But

> > you'll have to come up with something on your own

> > after I make the

> > announcement about the finances. "

> > At the end of the service, the minister pauses

> > and says, " There's one

> > thing more. I have a special announcement to make.

> > The repairs we are making

> > to the roof of the church are costing twice as much

> > as we expected, and we

> > need $4,000 more. Any of you who can pledge $100 or

> > more, please stand up. "

> > At that moment, the substitute organist breaks

> > into " The Star-Spangled

> > Banner. "

> > And that is how the substitute became the regular

> > organist!

>

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