7 Degrees of Blond

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I've now dyed my hair to Red... LOl

Clauida

<< Subject: 7 DEGREES OF BLONDE

ONE

A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the

morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone,

listened a moment and said, " How should I know, that's 200

miles from here! " and hung up.

The husband said, " Who was that? "

The wife said, " I don't know; some woman wanting to know

if the coast is clear. "

TWO

Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact

on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks

in the mirror and says, " Hmm, this person looks familiar. " the

second blonde says, " Here, let me see! " So the first blonde hands

her the compact. The second one looks in the mirror and says,

" You dummy, it's me! "

THREE

A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out

and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when

she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the

blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and

as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and

puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells, " No, honey, don't do it. "

The blonde replies, " Shut up, you're next! "

FOUR

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She

proudly says, " Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them. " A friend says,

" OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin? " The blonde replies, " Oh, that's easy:

W. "

FIVE

What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?

" Is it mine? "

SIX

A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously,

she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and

as applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived. " My God! "

the trooper gasped. " Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped

on by an elephant. Are you OK ma'am? " " Yes, officer, I'm just fine "

he blonde chirped. " Well, how in the world did this happen? " the officer

asked as he surveyed the wrecked car. " Officer, it was the strangest thing! "

the blonde began. " I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere

this TREE pops up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was

another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I swerved

to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there

was.... "

" Uh, ma'am, " the officer said, cutting her off, " There isn't a tree on this

road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth. "

SEVEN

Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house

ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and

reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the

channels, and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond.

As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash,

the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop

and his dog, then sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands,

she moaned, " I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the

police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman! "

[Guest guest]

In a message dated 8/22/01 6:17:46 PM Pacific Daylight Time,

eyeoreluv@... writes:

<< Funny cause I know you are a blonde! >>

Not any more. LOL I'm a redhead!!!!

hugs

[Guest guest]

,

These were really bad!LOL Funny cause I know you are a blonde! I loved them and so did the guys!

Lots of Love

Glenda

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[Guest guest]

<< Funny cause I know you are a blonde! >>

Not any more. LOL I'm a redhead!!!!

hugs

see I rubbed off on her...redheads have more fun! lol

Lu

[Guest guest]

<< Funny cause I know you are a blonde! >>

Not any more. LOL I'm a redhead!!!!

hugs

see I rubbed off on her...redheads have more fun! lol

Lu