jokes

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HOLDING OUT

A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, come in on a

fairly regular basis. After the second week, he made his move.

" No thank you. " she said politely. " This may sound rather odd

in this day and age, but I'm keeping myself pure until I meet

the man I love. "

" That must be rather difficult. " the man replied.

" Oh, I don't mind too much. " she said. " But, it has my husband

pretty upset. "

THE LIMPS

Two men were walking down the street toward each other,

both were dragging the right foot. The first man

said, " Vietnam '69. "

The second man said, " Dog poop, twenty feet behind me. "

CUSTOMER COMPLAINT

A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount

of goods totaling a great deal of money.

The distributor noticed that the previous bill hadn't been

paid. The collections manager left a voice-mail for them

saying, " We can't ship your new order until you pay for the

last one. "

The next day the collections manager received a collect phone

call, " Please cancel the order. We can't wait that long. "

[Guest guest]

Good ones , LOLOL

Sandy

==================HOLDING OUT A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, come in on afairly regular basis. After the second week, he made his move."No thank you." she said politely. "This may sound rather oddin this day and age, but I'm keeping myself pure until I meetthe man I love.""That must be rather difficult." the man replied."Oh, I don't mind too much." she said. "But, it has my husband pretty upset."THE LIMPSTwo men were walking down the street toward each other, both were dragging the right foot. The first man said, "Vietnam '69." The second man said, "Dog poop, twenty feet behind me." CUSTOMER COMPLAINTA customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amountof goods totaling a great deal of money.The distributor noticed that the previous bill hadn't beenpaid. The collections manager left a voice-mail for themsaying, "We can't ship your new order until you pay for thelast one."The next day the collections manager received a collect phonecall, "Please cancel the order. We can't wait that long."DISCLAIMER!!WE ARE NOT MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS, THEREFORE ANY INFORMATION THAT IS RECEIVED HERE IS FROM EXPERIENCE ONLY. PLEASE CONSULT WITH YOUR DOCTOR BEFORE TRYING ANYTHING THAT IS SUGGESTED. WE ARE NOT A SUBSTITUTE FOR YOUR PHYSICIAN AND ARE NOT TRYING TO BE. REMEMBER EVERYONE IS DIFFERENT AND TREATMENT MAYBE DIFFERENT FOR MANY OF US. THANK YOU