Guest guest Posted August 23, 2001 Report Share Posted August 23, 2001 Ralph Nader, Al Gore and W. Bush go to a fitness spa for some fun. After a stimulating, healthy lunch, all three decide to visit the men's room and they find a strange-looking gent sitting at the entrance who says, " Welcome to the gentlemen's room. Be sure to check out our newest feature: a mirror which, if you look into it and say something truthful, you will be awarded with a wish. But, be warned, for if you say something false, you will be sucked into the mirror to live in a void of nothingness for all eternity! " The three are politicans, but so what- they all ran for President, so they all toy with danger. The men quickly entered and upon finding the mirror, Ralph Nader steps up and says, " I think I'm the most truthful of us three " and he suddenly finds the keys to a brand new Hydrogen fueled car in his hands. Al Gore steps up and says " I think I'm the most ambitious of us ! three " and in an instant he was surrounded by a pile of money, which he'll use to fund his Presidential run in 2004. Excited over the possibility of having a wish come true, W. Bush looks into the mirror and says, " I think -- " , and is promptly sucked into the mirror. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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