Three Wise Men

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Dan, loved it. Thanks for sharing it.

Marilyn

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Oh Dan, that was a good one!! LOLOL

Sandy

----- Original Message ----- Ralph Nader, Al Gore and W. Bush go to a fitness spa for some fun.After a stimulating, healthy lunch, all three decide to visit the men'sroom and they find a strange-looking gent sitting at the entrance who says,"Welcome to the gentlemen's room. Be sure to check out our newest feature:a mirror which, if you look into it and say something truthful, you willbe awarded with a wish. But, be warned, for if you say something false,you will be sucked into the mirror to live in a void of nothingness forall eternity!"The three are politicans, but so what- they all ran for President, so theyall toy with danger.The men quickly entered and upon finding the mirror, Ralph Nader steps upand says, "I think I'm the most truthful of us three" and he suddenly findsthe keys to a brand new Hydrogen fueled car in his hands.Al Gore steps up and says "I think I'm the most ambitious of us ! three"andin an instant he was surrounded by a pile of money, which he'll use to fundhis Presidential run in 2004.Excited over the possibility of having a wish come true, W. Bushlooks into the mirror and says, "I think --", and is promptly sucked intothe mirror.DISCLAIMER!!WE ARE NOT MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS, THEREFORE ANY INFORMATION THAT IS RECEIVED HERE IS FROM EXPERIENCE ONLY. PLEASE CONSULT WITH YOUR DOCTOR BEFORE TRYING ANYTHING THAT IS SUGGESTED. WE ARE NOT A SUBSTITUTE FOR YOUR PHYSICIAN AND ARE NOT TRYING TO BE. REMEMBER EVERYONE IS DIFFERENT AND TREATMENT MAYBE DIFFERENT FOR MANY OF US. THANK YOU