Guest guest Posted August 26, 2001 Report Share Posted August 26, 2001 GROWING YOUNGER! Luke's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the " miracle " products she asked, " Darling, honestly what age would you say I am? " Looking over her carefully, Luke replied, " Judging from your skin, twenty; your hair, eighteen; and your figure, twenty-five. " " Oh, you flatterer! " she gushed. " Hey, wait a minute! " Luke interrupted. " I haven't added them up yet. " --SUbmitted by Gwen BLONDE IN HEAVEN A dumb blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly Gates, she met Saint who said, " Before you get to come into Heaven, you have to pass a test. " " Oh, No! " she said but Saint said not to worry he'd make it easy. " Who was God's son? " said Saint . The dumb Blonde thought for a few minutes and said, " Andy! " " That's interesting... What made you say that? " , said Saint . Then She started to sing, " Andy walks with me! Andy talks with me! Andy tells me... " --Submitted by Manny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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