Guest guest Posted August 27, 2001 Report Share Posted August 27, 2001 Hi Here is a good one for you! Lots of Love Glenda A man went in for coronary surgery. The operation went well, and as thegroggy man regained consciousness, he was reassured by a Sister of Mercywaiting by his bed. "Mr. , you're going to be just fine," the nun said, while pattinghis hand. "We do have to know, however, how you intend to pay for yourstay here. Are you covered by insurance?" "No, I'm not," the man whispered hoarsely. "Can you pay in cash?" "I'm afraid I can't, Sister." "Do you have any close relatives, then?" "Just my sister in New Mexico," replied, "but she's a spinster nun." "Nuns are not spinsters, Mr. ," the nun replied. "They are marriedto God." "Okay," the man said with a smile, "then bill my brother-in-law." ---Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free.Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com).Version: 6.0.273 / Virus Database: 143 - Release Date: 8/16/2001 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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