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12 Helpful and Humorous Tips For Post-Op Patients

1. Just because clothes fit one week, it doesn't mean they'll fit the

next.

Start shopping!

2. Protein shakes taste better when you drink them out of a tiki mug

with a

paper umbrella.

3. Learn how to take a compliment, because you will be getting lots

of

them.

4. If your pants are slipping down and you've just washed them, it's

time

to say goodbye.

5. Instead of wearing a regular bra, buy a sports bra. It shrinks

with

you!

6. Stock up on bargain clothes in smaller sizes. You'll need them

sooner

than you think.

7. Small bites taste better, and disappear slower, when you use baby

utensils.

8. When safety-pinning your pants to keep them up, remember to stop

at

first sign of pain.

9. If you walk past a mirror, stop and check out how good you look.

Yes,

that is you!

10. Washing your clothes in hot water and drying them is now a good

thing.

Shrink away.

11. Pizza tastes really good when someone ELSE is eating it.

12. Don't wait to buy new underwear. Bunched undies can put a real

damper

on your day.

(copied from the Spotlight Health Newsletter)

[Guest guest]

Sue,

Thank you.....these are so true.....and funny. Thanks for brightening my day!

Patty

Riversidesue mendez wrote:

12 Helpful and Humorous Tips For Post-Op Patients1. Just because clothes fit one week, it doesn't mean they'll fit thenext.Start shopping!2. Protein shakes taste better when you drink them out of a tiki mugwith apaper umbrella.3. Learn how to take a compliment, because you will be getting lots ofthem.4. If your pants are slipping down and you've just washed them, it'stimeto say goodbye.5. Instead of wearing a regular bra, buy a sports bra. It shrinks withyou!6. Stock up on bargain clothes in smaller sizes. You'll need them soonerthan you think.7. Small bites taste better, and disappear slower, when you use babyutensils.8. When safety-pinning your pants to keep them up, remember to stop atfirst sign of pain.9. If you walk past a mirror, stop and check

out how good you look. Yes,that is you!10. Washing your clothes in hot water and drying them is now a goodthing.Shrink away.11. Pizza tastes really good when someone ELSE is eating it.12. Don't wait to buy new underwear. Bunched undies can put a realdamperon your day.(copied from the Spotlight Health Newsletter)__________________________________________________