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I absolutely loved it..........ConnieNote: forwarded message attached.

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb_

-How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? 1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb? 2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code. 3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp! 4. Rottweiler: Make me. 5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark. 6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please! 7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation. 8. Jack Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture. (how true)! 9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb! 10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. 11. Chihuahua : Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no stinking light bulb." 12. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares? 13. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle... 14. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry. How many cats does it take to change a light bulb? Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: "How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?" ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF! WHY GOD MADE PETS They help out around the house... They protect o ur children ... They look out for the smaller ones ..

They show us how to relax ...

They "converse" with each other

They help you when you're down ...

They are great at decorating for the Holidays

They have "great" expectations

They are Patriotic

They are happy to "test" the water .

They love their "teddies" ! They know who's "BOSS"

AND - They know when we need a good LAUGH!

HAVE YOU SMILED TODAY?????It is done by moving the corners of the mouth upward.LET ME SHOW YOU HOW.............. NOW PASS IT ON, AND MAKE SOMEONE ELSE SMILE!!!

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Hi,

This is the best. I smiled and laughed so hard. I’ve shared

it already with some friends. I love animals. I have two Labs. , One Chocolate

and one black. They’re brother & sister from the same liter and

turned 7 yrs old in May. The Chocolate Lab (Hannah) knows when I’m going

to have a seizure before I do, she’s so smart. The Black Lab (Jordan)

sleeps on the foot of the hospital bed with me. I’m lucky to have them.

I had a kitty he was 11 yrs old and I had him since he was 4

weeks old (barn kitty). He loved the outdoors in the summer & was inside

once the cold weather came. But two weeks ago he was eaten by a bobcat or coyote

and I’m still sad over the loss his name was TC (Terrie’s Cat).

I’ll find some good pictures of them and post them so you all

can see them. Take care Love Terrie

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I absolutely loved it..........Connie

Note: forwarded message attached.

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I'm so glad you enjoyed it Terrie, I know it made me

laugh. The friend that sent it to me is an avid

animal lover named .

I am so sorry to hear about your cat, it hurts so bad

when we lose a long time friend. Someone shot my

sweet TSAR while he was in his own fenced in backyard.

I will never understand that one.

I am for the most part a large dog lover, although

recently I have become quite attached to a huge cat a

friend of mind gave me. I named him Sire, it suits

him so well. He will sit and stay just like a dog,

and he is coal black from head to toe. He loves to be

petted and loved on which is kind of unusual for a

cat.

I hope you get to feeling better soon...take care,

connie

--- Terrie & Tarbox tarbox5@...> wrote:

> Hi,

>

> This is the best. I smiled and laughed so hard. I've

> shared it already with

> some friends. I love animals. I have two Labs. , One

> Chocolate and one

> black. They're brother & sister from the same liter

> and turned 7 yrs old in

> May. The Chocolate Lab (Hannah) knows when I'm going

> to have a seizure

> before I do, she's so smart. The Black Lab (Jordan)

> sleeps on the foot of

> the hospital bed with me. I'm lucky to have them.

>

> I had a kitty he was 11 yrs old and I had him since

> he was 4 weeks old

> (barn kitty). He loved the outdoors in the summer &

> was inside once the cold

> weather came. But two weeks ago he was eaten by a

> bobcat or coyote and I'm

> still sad over the loss his name was TC (Terrie's

> Cat).

>

> I'll find some good pictures of them and post them

> so you all can see them.

> Take care Love Terrie

>

>

>

> Fwd: Fw: How many dogs

> does it take to change a

> light bulb_

>

>

>

> I absolutely loved it..........Connie

>

> Note: forwarded message attached.

>

>

>

> _____

>

> Want to be your own boss? Learn how on Yahoo!

>

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> Small Business.

>

>

>

>

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I missed this one, can you re-send it? LynneConnie Griffis wrote: I'm so glad you enjoyed it Terrie, I know it made melaugh. The friend that sent it to me is an avidanimal lover named .I am so sorry to hear about your cat, it hurts so badwhen we lose a long time friend. Someone shot mysweet TSAR while he was in his own fenced in backyard.I will never understand that one. I am for the most part a large

dog lover, althoughrecently I have become quite attached to a huge cat afriend of mind gave me. I named him Sire, it suitshim so well. He will sit and stay just like a dog,and he is coal black from head to toe. He loves to bepetted and loved on which is kind of unusual for acat.I hope you get to feeling better soon...take care,connie--- Terrie & Tarbox <tarbox5 (AT) cox (DOT) net> wrote:> Hi,> > This is the best. I smiled and laughed so hard. I've> shared it already with> some friends. I love animals. I have two Labs. , One> Chocolate and one> black. They're brother & sister from the same liter> and turned 7 yrs old in> May. The Chocolate Lab (Hannah) knows when I'm going> to have a seizure> before I do, she's so smart. The Black Lab (Jordan)> sleeps on the foot of> the hospital bed

with me. I'm lucky to have them. > > I had a kitty he was 11 yrs old and I had him since> he was 4 weeks old> (barn kitty). He loved the outdoors in the summer & > was inside once the cold> weather came. But two weeks ago he was eaten by a> bobcat or coyote and I'm> still sad over the loss his name was TC (Terrie's> Cat).> > I'll find some good pictures of them and post them> so you all can see them.> Take care Love Terrie> > > > Fwd: Fw: How many dogs> does it take to change a> light bulb_> > > > I absolutely loved it..........Connie> > Note: forwarded message attached.> > > > _____ > > Want to be your own boss? Learn how on Yahoo!><http://us.rd.yahoo.com/evt=41244/*http:/smallbusiness.yahoo.com/r-index>> Small Business. > > > > __________________________________________________