Ron's classier version of Ladies Post cards

[Guest guest]

This is cute I hope it makes the trip to your computer

BEHIND EVERY

SUCCESSFUL WOMAN

IS HERSELF

A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG...

YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG

SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER

IN HOT WATER

I HAVE YET TO HEAR A MAN

ASK FOR ADVICE ON HOW

TO COMBINE MARRIAGE

AND A CAREER

COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN.

SOME THINGS ARE JUST

BETTER RICH

WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE

AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT

OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...

I DID IT RIGHT

THE FIRST TIME

DO NOT START WITH ME.

YOU WILL NOT WIN

ALL STRESSED OUT

AND NO ONE TO CHOKE

And last but not least:

IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED,

SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN

Send this to your friends

and brighten their day!

If you send this to 3 of your friends (men or women) you will see a bunch of little Ebbies run across your screen.

you send this to more than 3 friends (men or women) there will be Chatta's chasing those Ebbies!!

(Ya gotta do it-it really does work!!

Cute little guys!!)