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Investment tips for 2007

Disclaimer

This borders on "Inside Trading" so I caution you not to share this information with unknown web addresses . . . and, always consent a reputable broker before investing .

Investment tips for 2007.... for all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks. Watch for these consolidations in 2007.

1.) Hale Business Systems, Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R.Grace Co. will merge and become: Hale, , Fuller, Grace.

2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker.

3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.

4.) Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: Zip Audi DoDa.

5.) FedEx is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.

6.) Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild

7.) Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:

Poupon Pants.

8.) Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW!

nd finally

9.) 's Secret and & Wesson will merge under the

new name: Titty Titty Bang Bang

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Thanks for the laugh.. you made me smile today. tiodaat@... wrote: Subject:: Hot TipsInvestment tips for 2007DisclaimerThis borders on "Inside Trading" so I caution you not to share this information with unknown web addresses . . . and, always consent a reputable broker before investing . Investment tips for 2007.... for all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks. Watch for these consolidations in 2007.1.) Hale Business Systems, Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R.Grace Co. will merge and become: Hale, , Fuller, Grace.2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker.3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.4.) Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: Zip Audi DoDa.5.) FedEx is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.6.) Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild7.) Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:Poupon Pants.8.) Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW!nd finally9.) 's Secret and & Wesson will merge under thenew name: Titty Titty

Bang Bang

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Thanks for the laugh.. you made me smile today. tiodaat@... wrote: Subject:: Hot TipsInvestment tips for 2007DisclaimerThis borders on "Inside Trading" so I caution you not to share this information with unknown web addresses . . . and, always consent a reputable broker before investing . Investment tips for 2007.... for all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks. Watch for these consolidations in 2007.1.) Hale Business Systems, Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R.Grace Co. will merge and become: Hale, , Fuller, Grace.2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker.3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.4.) Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: Zip Audi DoDa.5.) FedEx is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.6.) Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild7.) Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:Poupon Pants.8.) Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW!nd finally9.) 's Secret and & Wesson will merge under thenew name: Titty Titty

Bang Bang

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