Guest guest Posted March 11, 2007 Report Share Posted March 11, 2007 I thought this might give anyone a chuckle who had sons . I have three so it applied to me. If you you don't like in any way , please just delete.Debbie T.Co-ModeratorForward: Don't get soaked. Take a quick peek at the forecast with theYahoo! Search weather shortcut. -------------- Forwarded Message: -------------- From: Ahorgan@... To: arnmaurazie@..., bclark@..., lavalleeDF@..., Elipare@..., elsemiller@..., hannalee53@..., sandyjhen@..., thorgan@..., .Pare@..., KAEKITCH@..., ksoos@..., hoittrm@..., Printerx@..., rhorgan@..., lstudd@..., sunidayzz@... Subject: Fwd: HAVING SONS Date: Tue, 6 Mar 2007 01:30:39 +0000 > > ************************************** AOL now offers free > email to everyone. Find out more about what's free from AOL at > http://www.aol.com. AOL now offers free email to everyone. Find out more about what's free from AOL at AOL.com. For those who have sons & those of us who are happy that we don't And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like... 1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep. 2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. 3. A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant. 4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room. 5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way. 6. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan. 7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too late. 8. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it. 9. A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies. 10. Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4- year old Boy. 11. Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence. 12. Super glue is forever. 13. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water. 14. Pool filters do not like Jell-O. 15. VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do. 16. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes. 17. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving. 18. You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is. 19. Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens. 20. The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time. 21. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy. 22. It will, however, make cats dizzy. 23. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy. 24. 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids. 25. 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 11, 2007 Report Share Posted March 11, 2007 Hi . I thought this might give those of you with sons a chuckle. I have three so it applied to me. If it bothers you in anyway, please just delete. Thanks. Debbie T.Co-ModeratorNote: forwarded message attached. We won't tell. Get more on shows you hate to love(and love to hate): Yahoo! TV's Guilty Pleasures list. -------------- Forwarded Message: -------------- From: Ahorgan@... To: arnmaurazie@..., bclark@..., lavalleeDF@..., Elipare@..., elsemiller@..., hannalee53@..., sandyjhen@..., thorgan@..., .Pare@..., KAEKITCH@..., ksoos@..., hoittrm@..., Printerx@..., rhorgan@..., lstudd@..., sunidayzz@... Subject: Fwd: HAVING SONS Date: Tue, 6 Mar 2007 01:30:39 +0000 > > ************************************** AOL now offers free > email to everyone. Find out more about what's free from AOL at > http://www.aol.com. AOL now offers free email to everyone. Find out more about what's free from AOL at AOL.com. For those who have sons & those of us who are happy that we don't And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like... 1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep. 2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. 3. A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant. 4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room. 5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way. 6. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan. 7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too late. 8. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it. 9. A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies. 10. Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4- year old Boy. 11. Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence. 12. Super glue is forever. 13. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water. 14. Pool filters do not like Jell-O. 15. VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do. 16. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes. 17. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving. 18. You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is. 19. Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens. 20. The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time. 21. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy. 22. It will, however, make cats dizzy. 23. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy. 24. 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids. 25. 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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