Guest guest Posted April 4, 2007 Report Share Posted April 4, 2007 LOL!!! ...maybe if they ate a few bad docs people would staighten up and fly right, hey?! hugs S.Rose wrote: This is for all you nurses out there, but especially for this time! Due to a labor shortage, three cannibals were hired as orderlies in a busy hospital. During orientation the director of human resources says, "You're all part of our team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat. So please don't trouble any of the other employees." The cannibals promised. Four weeks later the boss returned and said "You're all working very hard, and I'm very satisfied with all of you. However, one of our nurses has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?" The cannibals all shook their heads no. After the director left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, "Which of you idiots ate the nurse?" A hand raised hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals replied, "You fool! For four weeks we've been eating hospital administrators and no one noticed a thing, then you had to go and eat a nurse!" Ramblin' Rose Moderator Download Messenger. Join the i’m Initiative. Help make a difference today. It's here! Your new message!Get new email alerts with the free Yahoo! Toolbar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 5, 2007 Report Share Posted April 5, 2007 Amen to that .. lol this is hilarious.. Gotta love Rose and her sense of humor.. lol Thanks Rose for the Laughter and all you do on this list.. you're amazing! -- Re: attn: LOL!!! ...maybe if they ate a few bad docs people would staighten up and fly right, hey?! hugs S.Rose <mamadogrose (AT) hotmail (DOT) com> wrote: This is for all you nurses out there, but especially for this time! Due to a labor shortage, three cannibals were hired as orderlies in a busy hospital. During orientation the director of human resources says, "You're all part of our team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat. So please don't trouble any of the other employees." The cannibals promised. Four weeks later the boss returned and said "You're all working very hard, and I'm very satisfied with all of you. However, one of our nurses has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?" The cannibals all shook their heads no. After the director left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, "Which of you idiots ate the nurse?" A hand raised hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals replied, "You fool! For four weeks we've been eating hospital administrators and no one noticed a thing, then you had to go and eat a nurse!" Ramblin' Rose Moderator Download Messenger. Join the i’m Initiative. Help make a difference today. It's here! Your new message!Get new email alerts with the free Yahoo! Toolbar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 7, 2007 Report Share Posted April 7, 2007 AMEN!! Marla Bramer " Faith sees the invisible, believes the incredible and receives the impossible " From: Neurosarcoidosis [mailto:Neurosarcoidosis ] On Behalf Of Rose Sent: Tuesday, April 03, 2007 5:26 PM To: Neurosarcoidosis Subject: attn: This is for all you nurses out there, but especially for this time! Due to a labor shortage, three cannibals were hired as orderlies in a busy hospital. During orientation the director of human resources says, " You're all part of our team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat. So please don't trouble any of the other employees. " The cannibals promised. Four weeks later the boss returned and said " You're all working very hard, and I'm very satisfied with all of you. However, one of our nurses has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her? " The cannibals all shook their heads no. After the director left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, " Which of you idiots ate the nurse? " A hand raised hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals replied, " You fool! For four weeks we've been eating hospital administrators and no one noticed a thing, then you had to go and eat a nurse! " Ramblin' Rose Moderator Download Messenger. Join the i’m Initiative. Help make a difference today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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