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From: kfprice@...To: aka_cma@..., kapenn@...Subject: Fw: Why Parents Get Grey Hair...lol lolDate: Tue, 17 Apr 2007 12:54:51 -0500>>Read this. Cute.>> F. Price>3M Office of General Counsel>P.O. Box 33428>St. , Minnesota 55133>Tel: [651]733-0097>Fax: [651]736-9469>>CONFIDENTIAL ATTORNEY-CLIENT COMMUNICATION :>This e-mail contains confidential, legally privileged information intended>only for the person(s) named above.>----- Forwarded by F. Price/LA-Legal/3M/US on 04/17/2007 12:54 PM>----->> "Ce ce"> > To> "Blair Tuck" > 04/17/2007 12:37 "angela.Kaiser"> PM > "counc16" > "denise.blackwell"> > "dna2729" > "Doris Baylor"> > " Price" > " Herndon"> > "llissimore" > "pdevans" > "racouncil" > "roxanne" > "Sandy."> > "Pyfroms" > " Bransford-"> > "vicki cross" > > cc>> Subject> Why Parents Get Grey Hair...lol lol>>>>>>>>>>> A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed>nicely>made up and everything neat and tidy.>>>Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was>addressed, " Dad " With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and> read the letter with trembling hands:>>>Dear Dad ,>> It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope>with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and Mom>>>I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice. I knew you>would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos,her tight>motorcycle clothes and because she is so much older than I am but it's not>only the passion, Dad , she's pregnant.>>>Joan says that we are going to be very happy. She owns a trailer in the>woods and has a stack of firewood, enough for the whole winter. We share a>dream of having many more children.>>>Joan has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt>anyone. We'll be growing it and trading it with the other people in the>commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.>>>In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Joan>can get better; she sure deserves it!>>>Don't worry Dad , I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of>myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know>your grandchildren.>>>Your son,>>>>>Chad>>>>>P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just>wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report>card that's in my desk drawer.>>>I love you!>>>>>Call when it is safe for me to come home.>