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FW: CRAZY ETHEL

CRAZY ETHEL

Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge around

the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum

speed on the long corridors.

Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic the other

residents tolerated her and some of them actually joined in.

One day Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky

Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched. " STOP!, " he shouted in a

firm voice. " Have you got a license for that thing? " Ethel fished around

in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him.

" OK " he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall.

As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, weird Craig

popped out in front of her and shouted " STOP! Have you got proof of

insurance? "

Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster and held it up to

him.

Harold nodded and said " On your way, Ma'am. " As Ethel neared the final

corridor, Crazy Harold stepped out in front of her, Butt- Naked, and

holding his " You-Know- What " in his hand.

" Oh, good grief, " yelled Ethel, " Not that Damn Breathalyzer Test

again.!!!

NOW I DON'T CARE WHO YA ARE, THAT'S FUNNY

" The best indices to a person's character are how he treats people who

can't do him any good, and how he treats people who can't fight back. " -

Abigail Van Buren