wORDS WOMEN USE

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Words Women Use

1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right,

and you need to shut up.

2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Don't be

mad about this, it is just the same 5 minutes you use when it's your turn to

help do things around the house.

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and

you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in

fine (see #1).

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word but a non-verbal statement often

misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and

wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about

nothing . (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can

make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think long and hard before

deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you. D o not question or faint. Just say

you're welcome.

8.) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying "%@ & * YOU!"

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this

is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing

it herself. This will later result in a man asking "what's wrong" - for the

woman's response refer to #3.

Send this to the men you know to warn them about arguments they can avoid if

they remember the terminology.

Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know

its true!

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