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To: aljudy5605@..., AKA_CMA@..., Renton.Bean@..., KLB2012@...CC: lcarter@..., chee1935@..., pmarhut@..., johnsonbt47@...Subject: FW: Pastor's Business CardDate: Tue, 24 Jul 2007 09:24:44 -0500>>>>>>To: "LeBaron " >>Subject: Pastor's Business Card>>Date: Wed, 18 Jul 2007 15:39:10 -0400>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cute>>>> Pastor's Business Card>>A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one >>house>>it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to >>his>>repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a business card >>and>>wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door.>>>>When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that >>his>>card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, >>"Genesis>>3:10." Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke >>up in>>gales of laughter.>>>>Revelation 3:20 Begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock.">>>>Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was >>afraid>>for I was naked.">>>>Remember when the funniest jokes were the clean ones? They still >>are! "A>>cheerful heart is good medicine" (Prov. 17:22) Now, pass it on.>>_________________________________________________________________>http://newlivehotmail.com>

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