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At first I thought this was funny...then I realized the awfultruth of it. Be sure to read all the way to the end!

Tax his land,Tax his bed,Tax the tableAt which he's fed.Tax his tractor,Tax his mule,Teach him taxesAre the rule.

Tax his cow,Tax his goat,Tax his pants,Tax his coat.Tax his ties,Tax his shirt,Tax his work,Tax his dirt.

Tax his tobacco,Tax his drink,Tax him if heTries to think.

Tax his cigars,Tax his beers,If he cries, thenTax his tears.

Tax his car,Tax his gas,Find other waysTo tax his ass

Tax all he hasThen let him knowThat you won't be doneTill he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers,Then tax him some more,Tax him tillHe's good and sore.Then tax his coffin,Tax his grave,Tax the sod inWhich he's laid.Put these wordsupon his tomb,"Taxes drove me to my doom..."

When he's gone,Do not relax,Its time to applyThe inheritance tax.

Accounts Receivable TaxBuilding Permit TaxCDL license TaxCigarette TaxCorporate Income TaxDog License TaxExcise TaxesFederal Income TaxFederal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)Fishing License TaxFood License Tax,Fuel permit taxGasoline Tax Gross Receipts TaxHunting License TaxInheritance TaxInterest expenseInventory taxIRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)Liquor TaxLuxury TaxesMarriage License TaxMedicare TaxPersonal Property TaxProperty TaxReal Estate TaxService charge taxesSocial Security TaxRoad usage taxesSales TaxRecreational Vehicle TaxSchool TaxState Income TaxState Unemployment Tax (SUTA)Telephone federal excise taxTelephone federal universal service fee taxTelephone federal, state and local surcharge taxesTelephone minimum usage surcharge taxTelephone recurring and non-recurring charges taxTelephone state and local taxTelephone usage charge taxUtility TaxesVehicle License Registration tax Vehicle sales tax &nb

sp; Watercraft registration TaxWell Permit TaxWorkers Compensation Tax

COMMENTS: Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.What the hell happened?? Can you spell "politicians!"And I still have to "press 1" for English.

Ramblin' Rose

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