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Geee... I guess I know why Noah was so early...

must be lots of number.. umm..err.. nevermind..

- Mommy to:

Noah - 10/14/02 - 31 weeker - 3lbs 11 oz

Jonah or Isabella - EDD 10/28/04

m/c 7/04

Open RNY 12/3/03 - 47 lbs gone and counting

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I've seen it all now!!

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• take vitamin C?

• eat sushi?

• be around computers all day?

• get a manicure?

• drink caffeinated sodas?

• sleep on my back?

• receive oral sex?

• drink diet soda?

• eat deli meats?

• take ibuprofen?

• use my microwave oven?

• have my teeth cleaned?

• have sex in the third trimester?

• take hot baths?

• wear high heels?

• use acetaminophen (Tylenol)?

• drink tap water?

• get my heart rate over 140 beats per minute?

• take a lot of antacids?

• jog?

• use a vibrator?

• take echinacea?

• be depressed?

• run a fever?

• eat a lot of chocolate?

• take homeopathic remedies?

• be around a child with the chicken pox?

• be around people who smoke?

• be on my feet all day?

• bleach my body hair?

• bleach my teeth?

• bowl?

• breathe in wood smoke?

• carry around my toddler?

• change the cat's litter box?

• continue breastfeeding?

• diet?

• do sit ups or crunches?

• drink diet shakes?

• drink herbal tea?

• drink milk from cows that were given BST?

• drink unpasteurized juices?

• eat a vegan diet?

• eat blackened foods?

• eat cured or smoked foods?

• eat meat from livestock who were given antibiotics?

• eat non-organic produce?

• eat raw oysters?

• eat really spicy foods?

• get a bikini wax?

• get a facial?

• get a mud bath?

• get a perm?

• get a salt scrub?

• get a seaweed wrap?

• get a tattoo?

• get Botox treatments?

• get or have a belly button ring?

• give blood?

• go mountain biking?

• go skiing?

• go to a rock concert?

• have a drink or two at dinner?

• have acrylic nails put on?

• have anal sex?

• have LASIK eye surgery?

• have my child vaccinated?

• have my morning cup of coffee?

• have termites exterminated?

• ice skate or roller blade?

• live in a house with lead paint?

• move furniture?

• play tennis?

• receive acupuncture?

• ride horseback?

• ride the bumper cars at an amusement park?

• sit in a hot tub?

• sleep on my stomach?

• sleep with an electric blanket?

• swallow semen?

• swim in a chlorinated pool?

• take allergy medications?

• take medication to combat motion sickness?

• take medications that contain alcohol, like Nyquil?

• take migraine medication?

• take my thyroid medication?

• take sleeping pills?

• travel to developing countries?

• treat my toenail fungus?

• use a dildo?

• use a heating pad for sore muscles?

• use a nasal spray decongestant?

• use a photocopier for more than a few minutes?

• use a vibrating chair?

• use a water-based lubricant during sex?

• use ant or roach spray?

• use anti-diarrhea drugs?

• use chemical hair removers?

• use fertilizer in my yard?

• vacation at high altitude?

[Guest guest]

this list should have been preceded by:

" Is it safe to "

• take vitamin C?

• eat sushi?

• be around computers all day?

• get a manicure?

• drink caffeinated sodas?

• sleep on my back?

• receive oral sex?

• drink diet soda?

• eat deli meats?

• take ibuprofen?

• use my microwave oven?

• have my teeth cleaned?

• have sex in the third trimester?

• take hot baths?

• wear high heels?

• use acetaminophen (Tylenol)?

• drink tap water?

• get my heart rate over 140 beats per minute?

• take a lot of antacids?

• jog?

• use a vibrator?

• take echinacea?

• be depressed?

• run a fever?

• eat a lot of chocolate?

• take homeopathic remedies?

• be around a child with the chicken pox?

• be around people who smoke?

• be on my feet all day?

• bleach my body hair?

• bleach my teeth?

• bowl?

• breathe in wood smoke?

• carry around my toddler?

• change the cat's litter box?

• continue breastfeeding?

• diet?

• do sit ups or crunches?

• drink diet shakes?

• drink herbal tea?

• drink milk from cows that were given BST?

• drink unpasteurized juices?

• eat a vegan diet?

• eat blackened foods?

• eat cured or smoked foods?

• eat meat from livestock who were given antibiotics?

• eat non-organic produce?

• eat raw oysters?

• eat really spicy foods?

• get a bikini wax?

• get a facial?

• get a mud bath?

• get a perm?

• get a salt scrub?

• get a seaweed wrap?

• get a tattoo?

• get Botox treatments?

• get or have a belly button ring?

• give blood?

• go mountain biking?

• go skiing?

• go to a rock concert?

• have a drink or two at dinner?

• have acrylic nails put on?

• have anal sex?

• have LASIK eye surgery?

• have my child vaccinated?

• have my morning cup of coffee?

• have termites exterminated?

• ice skate or roller blade?

• live in a house with lead paint?

• move furniture?

• play tennis?

• receive acupuncture?

• ride horseback?

• ride the bumper cars at an amusement park?

• sit in a hot tub?

• sleep on my stomach?

• sleep with an electric blanket?

• swallow semen?

• swim in a chlorinated pool?

• take allergy medications?

• take medication to combat motion sickness?

• take medications that contain alcohol, like Nyquil?

• take migraine medication?

• take my thyroid medication?

• take sleeping pills?

• travel to developing countries?

• treat my toenail fungus?

• use a dildo?

• use a heating pad for sore muscles?

• use a nasal spray decongestant?

• use a photocopier for more than a few minutes?

• use a vibrating chair?

• use a water-based lubricant during sex?

• use ant or roach spray?

• use anti-diarrhea drugs?

• use chemical hair removers?

• use fertilizer in my yard?

• vacation at high altitude?