Guest guest Posted April 18, 2004 Report Share Posted April 18, 2004 Thought some of you could use a good laugh as I know we are all dealing with difficult issues. We can relate to this since we take our kids to so many different types of doctors! A New Hospital Wing Recently, when a panel of doctors at our local hospital was asked to vote on adding a new wing, this is what happened.... The allergists voted to scratch it. The dermatologists preferred no rash moves. The gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it. The neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve. The obstetricians stated they were laboring under a misconception. The ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted. The pathologists yelled, " Over my dead body! " The pediatricians said, " Grow up. " The proctologists said, " We are in arrears. " The psychiatrists thought it was madness. The surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. The radiologists could see right through it. The internists thought it was a hard pill to swallow. The plastic surgeons said, " This puts a whole new face on the matter. " The podiatrists thought it was a big step forward. The urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water. The anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas. And the cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no. The HMOs killed it anyway, so this all moot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 19, 2004 Report Share Posted April 19, 2004 LOL!!! very funny and cute!! i think we all needed it!! thanks!! jodie (nicholas-6 nonrss, christopher-3 rss 23lbs 33 " ght genotropin .6, johnathon-10m nonrss) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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