Guest guest Posted June 28, 2004 Report Share Posted June 28, 2004 " Signs Found In Kitchens " 1. Kitchen closed - - this chick has had it! 2. Martha doesn't live here!! 3. I'm creative; you can't expect me to be neat too! 4. So this isn't Home Sweet Home... Adjust! 5. Ring Bell for Maid Service...If no answer do it yourself! 6. I clean house every other day.... Today is the other day! 7. If you write in the dust, please don't date it! 8. I would cook dinner but I can't find the can opener! 9. My house was clean last week, too bad you missed it! 10. A clean kitchen is the sign of a wasted life. 11. COOK CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! 12. I came, I saw, I decided to order take out. 13. If you don't like my standards of cooking...lower your standards. 14. A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, and this kitchen is delirious. 15. If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast, and cheap. 16. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. 17. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator. 18. A clean house is a sign of a misspent life. 19. My next house will have no kitchen --- just vending machines. 20. I'm the MOMMY, That's why! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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